Raw And Primal Nut Meat

"macanamera" (macanamera) 03/22/2016 at 16:46 • Filed to: None

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Am I immature or is this hilarious?

McMike > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:51

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On many levels

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:52

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Both

Party-vi > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:53

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Enjoy your paleo-friendly nut meat with tacos featuring GM tomatoes and processed tortillas.

Master Cylinder > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:53

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Heh, nutmeat.

Sam > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:54

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I like the tag line “Eat like a jungle native”. Apparently tacos were invented in the jungle and were made of nut-meat. The more you know.

Also, paleo is one of the dumbest fad diets I’ve ever heard of. Eating ‘like a prehistoric human’ doesn't make you any less fat. It just means that you are going to need supplements. Just like every other fad diet.

For Sweden > Party-vi 03/22/2016 at 16:55

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Those GM tomatoes have been badge-engineered beyond recognition.

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:56

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“are you enjoying your tacos?”

“yes very much”

“They are made with Tasty NutMeat”

Party-vi > For Sweden 03/22/2016 at 16:58

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they are still delicious

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:58

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As someone who got snipped last Friday, I don’t find this amusing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find another bag of frozen peas.

ttyymmnn > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 16:59

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Raw and primal: My sex life never.

Bytemite > Sam 03/22/2016 at 17:00

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I don’t think paleo is bad at all. In terms of ‘fad’ diets, it is as close to just eating healthy as possible.

Except for maybe the lack of calcium from dairy, there is nothing you need or want in your body that the paleo diet omits.

I don’t follow any fad diet, but looking at what “Paleo” is, I can tell it’s pretty much what healthy people are doing already. - Cutting the two worst things, sugar and vegetable oils, and eating less empty carbs, salt, and processed foods.

LongbowMkII > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 17:01

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Hilarious.

Stapleface > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 17:02

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Is “eating like a jungle native” really a good thing? Aren’t there some tribes that eat monkey brains and some other weird ass shit?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 17:04

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Do you feel like a jungle native after eating those nut-meat tacos?

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 17:12

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It’s raw and primal.

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 03/22/2016 at 17:21

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Would you like to taste some of my Nut Meat?

macanamera > ttyymmnn 03/22/2016 at 17:23

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Raw and Primal: My sex life always.

...Which is why I’m so ready for some Nut Meat Tacos afterwards!

ttyymmnn > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 17:25

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This could very easily spiral into an abyss of sexual innuendo that will only earn a stern talking-to by the powers-that-be. It’s probably best to put an end to it now.

Taco

Nut meat

Etc.

macanamera > Party-vi 03/22/2016 at 18:13

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Off topic- do I remember you having a Willys?

Party-vi > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 20:08

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yas. The Willys.

macanamera > Party-vi 03/22/2016 at 21:22

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Pic?

Tapas > macanamera 03/22/2016 at 22:24

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Yes, buy this pre packaged food you didn’t have to hunt or forrage for, just like a jungle native tm.

Party-vi > macanamera 03/23/2016 at 07:04

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macanamera > Party-vi 03/23/2016 at 14:59

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mmmmm

Party-vi > macanamera 03/23/2016 at 15:09

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Your entire line of replies is getting creepier and creepier.

macanamera > Party-vi 03/23/2016 at 21:00

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